Looking to add a dash of humor to your couple photos? Sometimes love is all about the laughs, and a funny caption can capture those lighthearted moments like nothing else! Whether you’re sharing a goofy selfie, a memorable adventure, or just a slice of your everyday life together, the perfect caption can make your post stand out.
This collection of 160+ funny couple captions is here to help you showcase the quirks, inside jokes, and laughter that make your relationship unique. So get ready to add a playful twist to your next Instagram post.
Couple Captions for Instagram Funny
- “We go together like coffee and donuts… slightly addicted to each other!” ☕🍩
- “Love is being stupid together.” 🤪❤️
- “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.” 🥜🍇
- “Relationship status: Netflix and snacks.” 🍿❤️
- “Swiped right and never looked back.” 💘😂
- “You’re my favorite weirdo.” 😜💕
- “We may be a mess, but at least we’re a hot mess.” 🔥😆
- “I love you even when I’m hungry.” 🍕❤️
- “Together we’re unstoppable, mostly because we make each other late.” 🕐😂
- “You’re the reason I smile… and roll my eyes.” 🙄❤️
- “We finish each other’s sandwiches.” 🥪❤️
- “We’re the couple people write rom-coms about… but with more snacks.” 🍫💕
- “When we’re together, even my worst jokes are funny.” 😆❤️
- “You’re the avocado to my toast.” 🥑🍞
- “My favorite pastime: annoying you.” 😜💘
- “If lost, return to him/her.” 🔁😂
- “We’re 50% romance, 50% sarcastic comebacks.” ❤️😜
- “I’m nuts about you… but you already knew that.” 🌰❤️
- “Love you even on days you steal the covers.” 🛌💕
- “Two weirdos, one love story.” 🤪❤️
Short Couple Captions for Instagram Funny
- “We go together like coffee and donuts. ☕🍩”
- “We’re all about that #couplegoals life… kinda.” 😜
- “I love you even when I’m hungry. 🍕❤️”
- “Partners in crime and pizza slices.” 🍕💏
- “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.” 😂❤️
- “Together, we’re double trouble.” 😈💕
- “You’re the cheese to my macaroni.” 🧀🍝
- “We’re like a really small gang.” 👯♂️❤️
- “I love you more than Wi-Fi.” 📶💕
- “Still can’t get rid of me!” 😜❤️
- “You’re the ‘I guess’ to my ‘okay fine.’” 😅❤️
- “I love you, even when you steal the covers.” 🛌💞
- “Love you almost as much as tacos.” 🌮💕
- “I’m yours… no refunds.” 😆❤️
- “Netflix, snacks, and you—perfect trio.” 🍿💖
- “Relationship status: annoying each other forever.” 😜❤️
- “We may not be perfect, but we’re perfect for each other.” ❤️😅
- “He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his fries.” 🍟❤️
- “We’re cute, admit it.” 😎💞
- “Love you like Kanye loves Kanye.” 😆💖
Cute Couple Captions for Instagram Funny
- “We go together like cupcakes and frosting. 🧁❤️”
- “I love you more than pizza… and that’s saying a lot. 🍕💕”
- “We’re like a really small gang. 👩❤️👨😆”
- “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. 🥜🍇”
- “Love is being silly together. ❤️😂”
- “You’re my favorite weirdo. 💕🤪”
- “I’m yours, no returns! 😂❤️”
- “I’m nuts about you (even though you drive me crazy). 🥜💘”
- “Together, we’re the perfect amount of awkward. 😜❤️”
- “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist. 🧠💕”
- “He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his fries. 🍟❤️”
- “We clean up well… once a year. 😂❤️”
- “Netflix called; they want their binge-watching couple back. 🎬💞”
- “I love you even when I’m hungry. ❤️😆”
- “I’m the calm to his crazy. 😂💞”
- “Partners in crime and pizza dates. 🍕❤️”
- “You’re my favorite notification. 📱❤️”
- “Falling in love with you more each time we argue about what to eat. 😋💞”
- “We finish each other’s… sandwiches. 🥪😆”
- “You’re the cheese to my macaroni. 🧀💘”
Beach Couple Captions for Instagram Funny
- “You, me, and some serious SPF.” 🏖️😂
- “Couples who beach together, stay together.” 🏝️💏
- “I need vitamin sea, and you’re my plus one.” 🌊😜
- “You’re the only fish in my sea.” 🐠❤️
- “You, me, and endless sunscreen reapplications.” ☀️🧴😂
- “Seas the day… with my favorite beach bum.” 🌊❤️
- “You’re the flip to my flop.” 🩴💑
- “Just a couple of beach bums.” 🏖️😂
- “Relationship status: barefoot and beachy with you.” 🌞👣
- “Sand in our toes and salt in our hair.” 🌴❤️
- “I love you more than I love the beach… kinda.” 😂🏖️
- “We’re just two shells in a sea full of sand.” 🐚💏
- “We go together like sunburn and aloe.” ☀️😂
- “Tropic like it’s hot… with you.” 🌴😎
- “You’re my lobster… and I’m your sunscreen reminder.” 🦞🧴❤️
- “Beach days are better when they’re bae days.” 🏖️💕
- “Wave hello to my favorite beach buddy!” 🌊👋
- “Sandy kisses and salty wishes.” 😘🌊
- “No one else I’d rather get salty with.” 🌊😜
- “Sea-riously, you’re the best catch.” 🐟❤️
Married Couple Captions for Instagram Funny
Here are 20 funny Instagram captions for married couples:
- “Marriage is finding that one special person to annoy for the rest of your life.” 💍😂
- “Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” 🦖💘
- “We go together like copy and paste.” 😆❤️
- “Happily married, but always ready to battle over the thermostat.” 🌡️🤣
- “I love you even when you steal the covers.” 😴❤️
- “Marriage: when ‘What’s for dinner?’ is asked every day.” 🍝🤦
- “We go together like hot sauce and everything.” 🌶️💑
- “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” ☕😂
- “Marriage is about sharing… including the remote.” 📺🤣
- “Sorry, I’m taken… by a crazy person.” 🤪❤️
- “The only thing we’re good at sharing: Netflix passwords.” 🎬😉
- “Together forever because you know too much.” 😂❤️
- “Marriage is just texting each other ‘What do you want for dinner?’ until one of you dies.” 📱🍕
- “I love you, even when you leave dirty dishes in the sink.” 🍽️💞
- “Marriage: finding someone who laughs at the same weird stuff.” 😆💍
- “Forever finding each other’s stuff that was ‘right there!’” 🤷❤️
- “We’ve decided we’re better together… mostly because we’d annoy anyone else.” 😂💏
- “I choose you over sleep. And that’s saying a lot.” 😴❤️
- “Married life: keeping the spark alive one awkward dance at a time.” 💃🕺
- “You’re my favorite ‘I told you so.’” 🤓💘